Wednesday, August 4, 2010

A Crusade Against Jhorts... For a Better Tomorrow

FEW of my man friends, and even one of my significant others thinks it is appropriate to wear said jhorts around in PUBLIC- however I find that there are only TWO exceptions to this plague that is sweeping the nation (or the greater tri-state area).... 1) If you are a professional wrestler (because for some reason I feel like Hulk Hogan wore them and I have a soft spot in my heart for him) AND 2) if you are a Latin King (no explanation needed).

... Now I KNOW VERY FEW people who are members of the WWE OR are a Latin King,
so PLEASE burn those jhorts or put them somewhere that won't hurt my eyes.

Sorry, the truth hurts.

5 comments:

  1. i find myself laughing harder the more nonsense you write. and i find myself agreeing with you more and more, i for one do not know anyone from the WWE or any Lating Kings, yet i find my eyes spotting jhorts here and there....

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  2. thank you for this. Jhorts should be out-lawed. Along with any denim article embalzoned with the American flag. I love this country but NOT that much.

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  3. hahahaa Jhorts suck... end of story!

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  4. uum jorts are amazing. whatever gays pull 'em off.

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  5. what about jeggins...?

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