FEW of my man friends, and even one of my significant others thinks it is appropriate to wear said jhorts around in PUBLIC- however I find that there are only TWO exceptions to this plague that is sweeping the nation (or the greater tri-state area).... 1) If you are a professional wrestler (because for some reason I feel like Hulk Hogan wore them and I have a soft spot in my heart for him) AND 2) if you are a Latin King (no explanation needed).
... Now I KNOW VERY FEW people who are members of the WWE OR are a Latin King,
so PLEASE burn those jhorts or put them somewhere that won't hurt my eyes.
Sorry, the truth hurts.
i find myself laughing harder the more nonsense you write. and i find myself agreeing with you more and more, i for one do not know anyone from the WWE or any Lating Kings, yet i find my eyes spotting jhorts here and there....
ReplyDeletethank you for this. Jhorts should be out-lawed. Along with any denim article embalzoned with the American flag. I love this country but NOT that much.
ReplyDeletehahahaa Jhorts suck... end of story!
ReplyDeleteuum jorts are amazing. whatever gays pull 'em off.
ReplyDeletewhat about jeggins...?
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