Her Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the... Desert?

So does anyone remember Kelis? Don't feel bad if you don't, I hardly do... mostly she's know for having a donk, shaking it, and going through a nasty divorce with Nas (her baby's daddy).  But lately Kelis has been popping up ALL over the place with the release of her new album "Flesh Tone"... but the only flesh tone I'm seeing lately is this...

MY GOD WOMAN.. This is the outfit Kelis chose to wear in the opening scene of her "comeback" video.  I wonder if she actually asked her stylist to make her look as ridiculous as possible and put her in something that resembles that of a kangaroo pouch? She looks like a worse version of Kanye West's ex-girlfriend who thought these unitards are okay- THEY'RE NOT.  They don't look good on anyone, and I don't care if you do call yourself a "super model", Amber Rose... With a name like that the only thing you will be is a porn star.  

But to be honest, I really do like Kelis' new song "Fireworks" and I have to give her some credit for having somewhat of a comeback after releasing FOUR albums that no one has EVER heard AND after Nas left her broke ass... So kuddos Kelis, yeah, I said it.. KUDDOS.

Oh jesus no, I take it back, I take it ALL back!!!!

A few short moments later as I continued to listen to this song with my eyes covered in fear that I might catch a glimpse of another horrendous outfit... I slipped- and saw this!  Is that a navajo princess I see? NO, that's just Kelis, who apparently thinks she's the  DANCING QUEEN OF THE INDIAN MILKSHAKE (in the desert?).  Now she's pissing off my native people and dressing like a damn fool- I simply cannot support her new album (even as badly as I want to because I AM LOVING the whole electric-house-dance music)- I take this as a personal offense.