... All Dressed in White

Wow! Chelsea Clinton actually looks kinda cute, who knew!? I guess it was her wedding day after all and every bride should look decent, I don't know, there's something just far too unappealing about this girl to me, that regardless of who her parents are, and even IF Rihanna was at her wedding (why?) I could care less about her marriage to Marc whateverhisnameis.

Seriously, Vera Wang? How do you do it? I want to take a tour through her brain with a camera...
This crisscross bodice with unbelievable draping and crystal belt (that if I was at the wedding would have most definitely ripped of the dress and ran with!) is a true masterpiece that could make any bride, including Chelsea, look and feel beautiful!

Well, I wouldn't expect anything less from a $3 million wedding...

Mazel Tov Chelsea, I still don't like you though.