While in my car on the way to the gym this morning (while putting my under eye concealer on AND curling my eyelashes) an Adam Lambert song came on the radio that opened with "So I got my boots on, got the right amount of leather and I'm doing me up with black color liner."- So I got to thinking, did I hear the radio DJ wrong? Have I been fooled YET AGAIN by the mass media? Is this Glambert character actually a female? Could he be P!nks alter ego??? So I decided to take a little look at this "mans" official website. I was immediately caught off guard when I was greeted with EVERY zodiac sign, now i'm wondering if he's able to depict horoscopes... but then, I stumbled upon this lovely picture of the GLAM.
Oh, you think you're tough?
Seriously, homeboy looks like a less sexy, more angry, and gayer version of Liza Minnelli (and I didn't know you can get gayer than Liza...) I want to shave his head, thoroughly wash his face and TAKE THOSE STUPID GLOVES OFF THAT ONLY SOMEONE LIKE LADY GAGA CAN PULL OFF... And you are NO Lady GaGa Glambert.
I really don't know if I can live in a society that is this upside down.
love that you're going to the gym with concealer and eyelashers...my girl...GlamEONE haha
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