Well I'm Just Upset

So I got these boots on Thursday- and when I say boots, I literally mean the cutest things to ever touch my feet.  For real, they were not expensive, something like $85, quality leather, adorable little heel, and a touch of badass... oh hell, I might as well stop torturing all of you and show you a damn picture already, right?

Oh hiiiiii little booties... You're so cute and have little grips on the bottom (perfect for a day like today, shitty and rainy) and have been getting me noticed all day!! "OH MY GOD, I love those boots!" "Wow, cool boots!" "(GASP) WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE!" 

I truly love all the attention, not gonna lie- HOWEVER, these little booties are doing nothing for me but keeping me from falling and forcing me to talk to a plethora of obnoxious strangers all day.  They are the most uncomfortable shoes that I have ever put on my feet- and I ACTUALLY do own a pair of shoes that Lady GaGa would definitely try to steel from me, THAT is how high and uncomfortable they are- so now only imagine how terrible these feel.  I am repeatidly telling myself, pain is beauty, PAIN IS BEAUTY! and have successfully convinced myself that the more i wear them i will simply break them in and they will eventually be comfortable.

An update is sure to be posted in a month or so- just beware, and do not purchase.