Paisley and Plaid... Come On People.

So I'm at the bank and there is this absolutelydropdeadgorgeous Asian woman standing in front of me.. She has these amazing Brian Atwood nude shoes on, that make her already beautiful legs look like a foot longer....

Then my eyes gaze up, I drop out of my lesbian moment and realize what she is actually wearing.....

Tommy Hilfiger plaid shorts, a skanky white lace top, with an orange paisley sweater over it.  My bed sheets are paisley.... Now, if you have the money and savvy t be strutting around town in the middle of the afternoon in a pair of Brian Atwood shoes, then you certainly can afford to dress yourself properly- so go get your head out of your ass, throw a pair of cropped jeans on with a silk blouse and stop looking like a damn fool. 

Oh, and don't even get me started on that bag.