Tuesday, September 21, 2010

I'm Just So Confused...

I guess I can try and start on a nice note. Umm, Katy Perry's hair looked kinda cute?
 
Ugh, I can't even say that... I don't want to lie to you guys and have you thinking that it's okay to walk around looking like you've just streamed your hair with cotton candy... or possibly silly string?
But enough of that, I'm feeling a little sick looking at this picture and need to make this as quick as possible before I ruin my computer with vomit.  I thought that Bjork did the whole- I'm wearing a dead swan as a dress- thing back in 2001?? Oh, that's right, SHE DID and everyone hated it then, just as much as they do now.  Except as I continue to look at it, I realize that she's not only wearing a semi dead swan, but she has somehow managed to make her outfit look like a figure skater got raped by a burly biker with tats and this mistake came out.
Seriously, I understand that you're marrying the newly incarcerated Russell Brand- but if anything, that makes you more of a joke than you already are.
Get it together, and fast- I'm sick of this shit.

2 comments:

  1. the only positive i can sort of justify is that her shoes are reminiscent of something i would wear to a bat mitzvah when i was 13. and bat mitvzah's were fun!

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  2. she looks like shazam she got into a fight with the watercolors before getting ready.....at least she has a killer body to make up for it

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